All Things to All (High Maintenance) Men

Or, hipster Austin summed up on a wrapper?

 

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Go on, study it. How many expectations can one snack bar possibly cater to?

To be fair, I DID try it. It tasted like dirt, without the interesting history. I wanted to punch this thing in the face. Instead, I mock it.

 

(Also, I do like Thunderbird otherwise, and Austin. Just sayin’)

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